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Hurt Girlfriend....when someone, typically a girl, acts whiny or upset because they don't get their way
Heather: Why don't I get to see you everyday?

Paul: We're busy

Heather: But I miss you soooo much and want to spend every waking moment with you

Paul: You're being very HGF right now
HGF by MEATMEAT October 22, 2010
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Hgf stands for “Hot gay fiancé“. I am a female but have a hot gay fiancé, so Bella and I said what should we call Michael without outing him? And I said “Hgf! Hot gay fiancé!” And that’s how this delicious term was created! I hope you and your 6 cats’s use this term in your daily life. :)
“My hgf’s are soooooooooooo hawt!”
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hgf by dimetrisaurusrex May 10, 2019

hgfdsawaefesf 

When you slam your head into the keyboard.
How the fuck did you get here? Who types hgfdsawaefesf?
hgfdsawaefesf by stinkyfarts86 December 10, 2018
hgfb is an abbreviation that stands for hot gyal fat bunds. hgfb is not only a term but it also a lifestyle lived by the lengest big batty gyals and is a behaviour and movement.
Rachel is the literal embodiment of a hgfb
hgfb by fathareldemgyaldem November 3, 2022
Something random you just typed in the search box to see if it was there.
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hgfhg by hgfhg October 21, 2012

hgfhjdgjhf vhgjhdfgh ggdfgdg 

What hackers in movies seem to type with their keyboards before accessing a database or someone's epic games account.
Hacker: Lemme get in!

*hgfhjdgjhf vhgjhdfgh ggdfgdg intensifies*
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