Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! Share definition Flag What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face. <Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! <Bilt:> ( ))<(what?) Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! by B-Drac January 28, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch