a song by john maus. released in 2011. fearured on his album we must become the pitiless censors of ourselves.
"hey moon. its been so long since we saw each other. and i still dream about our get together. im really sorry i don't play so well. this situation i find myself in and youre behind thousands of aliases. when all i long for is some common ground from where we check this and that out. one voice i can lean on. one word i can depend on. what i would give to lie on some second hand couch with you. I'd tell you so much more than here and now allows me to. hey moon. do you ever consider my side too. that im thirsting for the greatness that hides in you. do you ever imagine that the both of us could just be. in the real world. be. simply and easily. just be. hey moon what do you say"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a newgirlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.