hey mom

I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about

hey mom by rottenmeat April 22, 2018

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Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

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"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

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It is one of the all the best pick up lines. Used to show affection to a hot girl.

Hey lil momma!!! What you doin girl.

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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