hey mom 

I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about

Hey Mom

hey mom by rottenmeat April 22, 2018

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D 

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D by Luigi One June 4, 2021

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys! by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

hey lil momma 

It is one of the all the best pick up lines. Used to show affection to a hot girl.

Hey lil momma!!! What you doin girl.

hey lil momma by ladysman May 27, 2008