hey mom 

I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about

Hey Mom

hey mom by rottenmeat April 22, 2018

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D 

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D by Luigi One June 4, 2021

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys! by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

hey lil momma 

It is one of the all the best pick up lines. Used to show affection to a hot girl.

Hey lil momma!!! What you doin girl.

hey lil momma by ladysman May 27, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019