*person bleeding*
Person with blood fetish: "look at all that delicious blood Yum you look delicious omg omg omfg I should walk away now people are looking at me funny" (in thier mind)
Everyone else: are they a vampire or what

HEMATOMANIAC

hematomaniac by tumblr wizard July 13, 2014

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hematomania

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.

Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"

hematomania by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

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Hepatomancy

An ancient medical system devised in Mesopotamia, in modern-day Iraq, where a patient would be diagnosed by a physician, not by inspecting that patient, but the livers of some sacrificed animals. The liver was believed at this time to be the source of our blood, which meant it was the source of life itself. Following this logic, people therefore believed that the will of the gods could be divined by inspecting the livers of sacrificed sheep. Each section of the liver was believed to correspond to a particular deity, and clay models of sheep's livers have been found dating back as far as 2050 B.C.

Patient: "Doctor, what's wrong with me!?"

Mesopotamian physician: "Hmm, by the laws of hepatomancy, allow me to inspect my sheep's liver, so we may gather a proper diagnosis."

Hepatomancy by Jayy1989 June 9, 2011

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Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

Boner Hematoma by patsguy June 18, 2011

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