Hetalia Denmark 

A literal puppy. The best Hetalia character. I’m not a simp, but if he wanted all of my life savings let’s just say I would not have my life savings.

Anyway. He has spiky hair, blue eyes, and is typically seen in a red and black outfit and boots. In fanon, he is often seen with freckles. (Whoever started the Denmark has freckles ily so much <33)

This man did reverse puberty in the Hetalia English dub. We don’t know why is voice actor left but he did. He’s Norway’s best friend. Norway might seemed annoyed by him, but as pointed out the two are almost always together. He has always said in Lets enjoy! Lets get excited! Cheers! that he considers Sweden to be one of his best friends, and misses the old times. He also has proudly said that he raised Iceland.

Anyway ily Mathias

Friend: You are a Hetalia Denmark simp.
Me: No I just enjoy his existence.
Friend: Ohhh ok

Hetalia Denmark by Original Name July 17, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008