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Heston
He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
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hesbofosho • Hesbo • herbo • hesbian • herbosexual • hebo • hebo boy riders • Hebojyoti • Heboon • Hedbonker
Herbo
The female version of the male himbo, not to be confused with the root term, bimbo which is classically defined and an attractive but dumb woman. Herbo is defined as a woman who is attractive and strong while also being a bit of a ditz.
Have you heard about my new book character? She plays on the women’s football team but doesn’t do very well in social situations or in class. She is a bit of a herbo.
Herbo by HavocInHavengul August 2, 2020
HASBO
A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.
Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.
Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.
Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.
HASBO by Slacker Simon and Jobless Josh January 12, 2010
G Herbo
The best rapper ever outta Chicago also the most humble rapper out there on bro. G Herbo previous went by lil herb and now by G Herbo, (G) Swervo. You won’t understand Herbo unless you from the streets as he paints how life’s like in the hood. Herbo really helps me get through day to day life as he’s relatable and only spits real fire music. Everyone who sleepin on G Herbo wake the fuck up or I’m pullin up to where yo mama stay at, nah but for real go bump some G Herbo.
Ayo checkout that “Malcolm”, “Outro”, “Gutta” “XXL”, “Real”, “Street” and every other song by G Herbo shits fire and life changing!
G Herbo by KiingShooter November 12, 2019
Husbo
Husbo by Nicole Rodgers September 9, 2011
Hesbala
Hesbala by Sexybeast12 January 27, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.