Hershel Walk

(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.

"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."

Hershel Walk by The_Ish October 10, 2022

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Herschel Walker

A Retarded GOP puppet.

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr

Herschel Walker by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Herschel walkin

Telling stories and anecdotes that make no sense whatsoever, or just outright lies. Similar to, but less mind-boggling than Donald Trumpin.

Gary: Did you see that Herschel Walker has kids he’s not in contact with after criticizing absentee fathers?
Tim: Aw that’s just Herschel Walker out here Herschel Walkin.
Gary: Did you see that weird story he told about a bull that essentially says people should stick with what they’ve got, which kind of indicates they SHOULDN’T vote for him?
Tim: He really needs an MRI.

Herschel walkin by justputitinthegroundwater September 8, 2022

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Herschel Walker

Winter beverage consisting of half-coffee, half-hot chocolate.

If it were the summer I would enjoy an Arnold Palmer, however being as its the winter I will instead enjoy a Herschel Walker.

Herschel Walker by proper rep March 4, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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