Hershein 

The loudest and dumbest person you will ever meet

Hershein is so loud!

Hershein by Udontwannaknow. April 28, 2021

Hershenstraus 

One who sports one of the most extravagant camel toes in all of Germany. Most known for mass production of sour kraut, the Hershenstraus is quite the critic. After her weekly dosage of camel toe plucking, she resumes harassing the helpless victims with her repugnant medusa glare. The Hershenstraus feeds on nothing but the despair she draws out of children. Especially those of African descent. When the Hershenstraus is through feasting on the trepidation of her victims her arid, beastly camel toe devours the remains of the adolescent. The only Hero who can defeat this terrible creature is none other than the might Ms. Plush. The power of Ms. Plush's "booty call" sends the Hershenstraus back to Hades.

Hershenstraus: As you see in Japan, as long as you are an heir to the throne, you can be any age to rule a kingdom. Even you BRIAN! except. you cannot wear that shirt.

Brian: what?

Hershenstraus: I said, if your going to rule a kingdom, you can not wear a shirt like that. (plucks on her grotesque camel toe)

The fear inside Brian is gleaming through his eyes, the Hershenstraus has spotted his despair and she grins, flaunting the six yellow/brown teeth that she possesses. Soon enough, Brian is totally unconscious. As the Hershenstraus nears the boy, slimy, green tentacles extend out of her camel toe and feast on the boy's head.

Example 2:

Hershenstraus: BRANDON! Oh, Brandon. Are you an only child?

Brandon: Umm... no? why do you ask?

Hershenstraus: Because you act like one. Always asking for attention.

Brandon: Yeah, well... are you a widow? Because you sure do act like one. Old, bitter and the insufficient need to get laid.

Hershenstraus: WHAT!!!

Slimy, green snakes ascend from the skull of the Hershenstraus. Its liver spots expand exponentially until they explode in a gooey flow of off-white pus. Its eyes turn beet-red and her camel toe forms a deep, black-hole abyss. Papers fly everywhere, the ground is shaking, and the children are screaming. The Hershenstraus lifts Brandon from his chair and devours his entire body. Then, razor sharp claws extend from her finger tips, and rips every child in the room to shreds. She then transforms back into her disgusting human disguise, and exits the room that is full of gore and intestines. As she descends down the staircase, she slips and devours the security guard nearest the staircase as well as his partners.

Hershenstraus by Hershenroder January 28, 2009

Oral Hersheiser 

Taking a dump in a person's mouth while smacking them in the forehead with a "meat bat." While various penetrations are highly encouraged, a true Oral Hersheiser must not include sexual consummation, as the eponymous baseball player holds the record for most "scoreless innings."

"You haven't had Scheiße till you've had an Oral Hersheiser!"

Oral Hersheiser by D. Finer November 29, 2006

harshein 

harshein is a complex person. she is sweet and kind but also short tempered. she lights up the room she enters with her charm and beauty. she is sociable but high maintenance. she is very intelligent.

oh look harshein topped the class again.

harshein by ashwin6969 June 13, 2019

Hersheying 

the act of hersheying, when one attempts to give bare ass beef stew to another individual unknowingly sharting on the individual or their belongings

Man-"dude you'll never believe what i just did"
Man2-"what"
Man-"i tried to give tom beef stew and ended up hersheying all over his couch"

Hersheying by blackintosh77 January 9, 2011

hershing 

When a stupid and self-centered dickhead is trying to prove one and everyone around them wrong about something that is evidently right or trying to convince one about something that is completely obsurd.

Dickface 1: Hey, did you know that tupac is actually still alive and he only faked his death because people found out that he killed John Lennon and faked the moon landing?
Dickface 2: NO WAY MYEEAN did you know that umm jesus was the one that actually killed John F Kennedy?
Dickface 1: Nah myeean we all know that the world is like 3000 years old..
Dickface 2: Wait.. so barrack obama is actually in the kkk?
Dude: Stop hershing you fucking idiots.

Jeff: Man, Kanye was hershing so much on that talk show last night.

Little gangster: step hershing u lil faget or ill break ur neck with my moms dildo collection.

hershing by TheCuriousSloth April 26, 2014

Hersheying 

During sex when one of the participants gives out fresh shit and uses the others as an assembly line to craft a chocolate bar. The most common process is shit, shape, flavor, and wrap. The bar is given to someone that the group doesn’t like.

Bro we’re all totally gonna be Hersheying that guy Mikey after what he did!

Hersheying by Band Bus 3 November 9, 2019