Really painful std. No cure. Blisters. Pustules. Can be transferred from LIPS to ASS people. Herpes simplex can transfer from mouth to genitals and vice versa. OOOU! Good reason to wear a condom! Need to be on outbreak to be diagnosed! Please help find a cure.
"No glove no love!"
"Vasaline takes my pain away!"
"It buuuurns! OMFG It buuuuurns!"
"Ptsd and herpes! What a fucken asshole you are!"
"Sentenced to a life of pain."
"Vasaline takes my pain away!"
"It buuuurns! OMFG It buuuuurns!"
"Ptsd and herpes! What a fucken asshole you are!"
"Sentenced to a life of pain."
by Sir Assburnalot October 27, 2008
Another word for reptiles or amphibians, so you don't have to say that large phrase. Listen, which is easier?
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there."
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of herps down there."
MUCH easier. Although some illiterates and dyslexics think that "herps" is another word for "herpes", it isn't. Singularly, herp. Derived from the greek word that means "things that crawl."
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there."
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of herps down there."
MUCH easier. Although some illiterates and dyslexics think that "herps" is another word for "herpes", it isn't. Singularly, herp. Derived from the greek word that means "things that crawl."
by Alexander Girard August 30, 2005
Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.
Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.
Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!
Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!
Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.
Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!
Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!
by Dominions May 29, 2012
cluster of blister like sores around your gentials called herpes simplex II, or Herpes simplex I which is cold sore . The virus stays in your nerve system untill it's ready to appear so you could of gotten it from some one in the pastnot neccersarily your recent partner, sometimes painfull sometimes just a itching feeling. It doesnt' cause deaf, breaks out only occur when your stressed.
I had sex with my first love 2 years ago i found out he was sleeping with my best friend who has herpes now i gave it to my new boyfriend cause i just broke out i should of use protection with my ex even though i loved him and trusted him.
by sweetbrown April 17, 2006
by Fatass February 14, 2003
When older guys mess around with too many girls. They find a young innocent girl, make out with them. And then for the rest of their life have this ugly "cold sore" on their lip. AKA HERPES!!
by CHAHA May 31, 2005
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