One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch
by Deanios November 23, 2007
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1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP
Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.
by J-Rock November 05, 2004
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A cross between a hiccup and a burp.
After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.
by lisel May 24, 2004
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When something very bad happens, or when something happens that pisses you off. Origin: Texas
Derived from the word "Herpies"
Person1: "Dude I went to go get the kill
and he was out."

by Praetorian March 30, 2004
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A person who smokes, snorts, injects or eats meth. A tweaker of elevated rank... like the kind that sells to kids or frequently pulls out their wang in public.
Did you see Trish's new boyfriend? He's a total herp.
by Aerophilia April 27, 2011
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