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Hero Cookies

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.
Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.
Hero Cookies by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005
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Hero Cookie 

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.
You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
Hero Cookie by A. McNamara July 9, 2007

Hero Cookie 

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.
You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
Hero Cookie by A. McNamara December 28, 2008

Hero Cookie 

a group of men 2 or more jacking it onto a cookie and the last on to jizz onto the cookie has to eat it.
Tom totally had to eat the Hero Cookie last night.
Hero Cookie by SexBawksMan September 11, 2010

heroscookies 

a large tiktok influencer celebrity who likes giving unicorns makeovers and making fun of the boyfriends webtoon (which i dont blame them for)
-written by fizzywhizzie yummy
"Hey, have you heard of heroscookies? the lipstick they put on their unicorn looks chunky.."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026