Hermit Paedophile Share definition Flag A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet. Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter. Hermit Paedophile by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009 Get the Hermit Paedophile mug.