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herpster 

n. A hipster with herpes.
I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.
herpster by emdub415 November 11, 2007

Herbstreit

Hey Carlo, I woke up with the biggest Herbstreit this morning!
Herbstreit by Your mate Tom Norman November 14, 2010

Herbst Maneuver 

An effective maneuver for when you have an extreme amount of intestinal gas causing pain or pressure. Usually this occurs after a first date, or an important event where you cannot be flatulent for an extended period of time.

To perform the maneuver, simply undress your lower half, sit on a toilet, and begin to slowly rock your body from side to side, bending over as far as you can, and holding for a moment at each side. Since your intestines are somewhat of a winding, circular structural path, this effectively helps the gas bubbles find their way out. Similar to the concept of how the Epley Maneuver treats Vertigo in the inner ear.
In 60 seconds of performing the Herbst Maneuver, the pain has subsided, I have lost two pant sizes, and can return class in time for the exam.
Herbst Maneuver by Demonthrall August 3, 2017

Herbster 

slang phrase for pervert or creep.
Charlie is a big time Herbster at the gym.
Herbster by Svetlana Svetikova fan February 4, 2022

Herpsters 

A group of individuals all carrying the same luggage: Herpes.
I logged onto H-ype to make fun of all the Herpsters.
Herpsters by malkazar January 16, 2010
The verb 'to herbst' is derived from the name of an individual who was a short-standing but keen member of the moves team in a Southampton based company. He was famed for his love of barbequed food and his odd time recording skills. The original incarnation of the verb 'to herbst' was in relation to his accidental dropping of a metallic leg panel down the shaft of a lift, comically sliding from the desk to which it was formerly attached through the narrowest of gaps between the lift car and the floor landing whilst attempting to manoeuvre the desk out of the lift. From this day "to accidentally drop something down the shaft of a lift" is know known as "to herbst".
I've herbsted my desk leg panel down a lift shaft" to break something "I've hersted a vase
Herbst by Jokeef whiharr July 7, 2010