CIO: "We are planning to add 70 servers to our environment and would like to buy some Linux to build our applications."

Jeff: "Interesting. Will this environment be heavalized?"

CIO: "What?"

Jeff: "Will it be heavily virtualized? Heavalized?"

Heavalized by The Hart Foundation June 10, 2013

herbalism

The practice of growing, gathering & using herbs to aid human needs medicinally.

I have had the virus psoriasis since i was 20 (now 24) years old and have tried every type of cream and ointment and i haven't seen any improvement so i decided try herbalism.

herbalism by Red Dog September 5, 2005

herbalizer

Is often confused with pothead, but is actually one who chooses to toke the ganj, but still remains in harmony with their life without giving in to its apathy inducing effects.

ie. isnt at home all day playing video games and eating chips ie. has a job/goes to school/both
ie. isn't a pothead

Herbalizer 1:

How did finals week go?

Herbalizer 2:

It's final over man. Time to relax a little.

herbalizer by Zareh December 19, 2005

herbalist

One who smokes marijuana, usually associated with rastafarism.

I'm a herbalist, I smoke to meditate.

herbalist by Codepink February 18, 2008

herbalicious

used to describe an eternal god of herb's subjects and only the sexiest people can worship the god herb

Look at those herbalicious people. Aren't they sexy?

Why don't I become herbalicious?

herbalicious by grandpa yason May 1, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026