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Henry McMaster 

1. (n.) The act of harming the reputation of one's own state, trivializing one's political office, and attempting to garner support while running for a higher office by using political power to oppose a law unpopular among one's own constituency which is meant to benefit the people greatly.

2. (v.) To take action that is politically motivated with regard to one's own voting bloc.

3. (n.) A politician who claims Southern values but is really just another soldier in the vast army of know-nothings. A Republican whose membership in the Forest LaKe Kuntry Klub, whose charter excludes black people from becoming members, will likely derail his campaign to become governor of South Carolina. The current Attorney General of our poor, victimized state who is taking advantage of the Republican voting bloc's collective idiocy to promote himself, by challenging a constitutional law (H.R. 3962) in court. This law, which Republicans pejoratively call "Obamacare" (see Hillarycare) will expand medical coverage to some 300,000 South Carolinians.

Henry McMaster buys Internet advertisements at a rate rivaling the Church of Scientology. You may have seen one by looking up his name here on Urban Dictionary.

Henry McMaster will never get my vote.
1. Henry McMaster pulled a Henry McMaster when he sued the federal government in opposition to the new health care bill.

2. Henry McMaster Henry McMastered the Republican voters in South Carolina by opposing the new health care bill in court.

3. Henry McMaster is, in my opinion, a politician of the worst kind.
Henry McMaster by liberalular April 25, 2010
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007