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Heman Ho 

A Heman Ho is dangerously funny, sexy, honest, confident, and every girl would want him. No competition will get into his way. He has breathtaking eyes and a beautiful smile. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him.
Are you a Heman Ho, because you are extremely hot
Heman Ho by Im lacking juice April 24, 2019
Words you can keep

Heman Ho 

Bitch Nigga Swag. Nah jk.

He-Man Ho slap 

The act of digging into your ball sack with your hand, until you have frum-unda-cheese stank on your hand. You then slap someone you believe to be a Ho.
I He-Man Ho slapped that bitch last night!
He-Man Ho slap by whackyzachy July 24, 2011

Human Torch That Ho 

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"
"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

human horn 

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.
"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."
human horn by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
Human Hotdog by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human Horseshoes 

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
Human Horseshoes by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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