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Heman Ho 

A Heman Ho is dangerously funny, sexy, honest, confident, and every girl would want him. No competition will get into his way. He has breathtaking eyes and a beautiful smile. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him.
Are you a Heman Ho, because you are extremely hot
Heman Ho by Im lacking juice April 24, 2019
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Heman Ho 

He-Man Ho slap 

The act of digging into your ball sack with your hand, until you have frum-unda-cheese stank on your hand. You then slap someone you believe to be a Ho.
He-Man Ho slap by whackyzachy July 24, 2011

Human Torch That Ho 

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"
"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

human horn 

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.
"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."
human horn by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
Human Hotdog by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human Horseshoes 

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
Human Horseshoes by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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