Helsinki hellfish

This specialized variant of the lesser known but equally magnificent romantic gesture known as the Baltimore Blowfish.

Upon true Venetian neo-classical style of receiving a rim-job, man/woman lights a gigantic fart on fire and causes cheeks to fill with flame. The receiver of such love act then blows the flame back onto the source.

Caution : preventive measures -- we recommend a certified fire Marshall

After I proposed, I felt comfortable enough with my wife to be to give her a Helsinki Hellfish. Unfortunately, she didnt have eyebrows at our wedding. Luckily, she wants one everyday and we joke that it should have been in our wedding vows.

Helsinki hellfish by anonymous April 19, 2026