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(colloquial noun - abbreviated from "helmet") : A begrudged friend who is tolerated, of disreputable or unreliable character.
"We was out on the tiles last night, he really did my head in last night, he's my bro n all, but he was cock blocking me all night - acting like such a helms."

"Alright helms?! How's it going"

Etc
Helms by Nath Dogg November 29, 2013

Helms-Deep 

When balls-deep just is not deep enough, you gotta keep on pushing through.
Man, I was balls-deep in Joleen last night when she screamed "deeper", so I went for helms-deep.
Helms-Deep by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Helms Deep

A phrase that is being gradually used by gamers that means "hell yea!" This phrase originated from the Ventrilo of Counter Strike and Ultima Online players and has nothing to do with the scene from Lord of the Rings.
Me: Hey guys want to have a CS scrim?
Friends: Helms deep!
Me: Oh helms dyke!
Helms Deep by RealVision March 24, 2009

Helms Deep

A place of gathering for shindigs. It is also known as an impenetrable fortress; this is an impenetrable fortress for shindigs and parties alike. All the residents of Helms Deep throughout the ages have been known throughout the land for their strikingly handsome good looks and stud-ly appeal. It's been rumored that a former resident of Helms Deep is Brad Pitt. This sacred ground of Helms Deep has held many banquets of shindigs, pool parties and other intimate gatherings such as game nights.
"What's Helms Deep?"
"An impenetrable fortress that contains the three best looking men in the Sacramento tri-county area."

"I got schlammered at a shindig at Helms Deep the other night!"
Helms Deep by Gondoa April 23, 2011

Helms Deep

Half an expresso shot followed by a shot of absinthe followed the rest of the expresso shot.
He's about to fight the black army at Helms Deep.
Helms Deep by Ryban February 22, 2020

Hurricane Helms 

1. AKA Gregory Helms. The greatest wrestler to ever grace a WWE ring and the longest ever Cruiserweight Champion.
2. The act of pinning high profile WWE superstars, such as The Rock and Ric Flair.
3. A real life super hero.
"Wow, you just totally pulled a Hurricane Helms."
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