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hello sir, jolly good day 

what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?

Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

hallo sirb 

the internationally recognised greeting to friends, families, teachers, clueless shop assistants and bemused Turkish kebab shop owners.
The first words God said to Adam, was "Hallo Sirb!", followed by "Your penis is quite small, its alright though, Eve has nothing to compare it to." The first point is absurd, the second part is in the Old Testament: Genesis, promise.
hallo sirb by pat thomsirb March 7, 2008
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026