hello sir 

to call somebody an ass hole, just say hello sir, because asshole spelled backwards is elohssa... now say that and it sounds lik ur sayn hello sir in sum kinda accent

mr. johnson:young lady hav u learned anything
girl:hello sir! yes i have

hello sir by sweet nightmares November 15, 2005

hello sir, jolly good day 

what you say to someone when you are of english descent

English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?

hello sir, jolly good day by fishythebishy December 9, 2009

Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.

Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

Hello sir, I like to eat face by Peach January 13, 2007

hallo sirb 

the internationally recognised greeting to friends, families, teachers, clueless shop assistants and bemused Turkish kebab shop owners.

The first words God said to Adam, was "Hallo Sirb!", followed by "Your penis is quite small, its alright though, Eve has nothing to compare it to." The first point is absurd, the second part is in the Old Testament: Genesis, promise.

hallo sirb by pat thomsirb March 7, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019