hello mate
hello mate by David Keough February 13, 2005
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Hello Mate
Hello Mate by randomw12 January 26, 2010
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gypsy loving hello mate
A lighter form of referring to someone as an offensive form of gyspy, due to the comical ending of the phrase. Often used in jest. Although gypsy's are stereotyped in modern society as being 'lowlife', many of them are actually perfectly normal people, thus making this phrase a derogatory term.
gypsy loving hello mate by -*Mikey*- December 11, 2008
fucking hell mate
Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.
fucking hell mate by SomeoneYouShouldNotCareAbout July 9, 2016
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OH BLOODY HELL MATE
OH BLOODY HELL MATE by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017
Room-mate-from-hell
1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
Room-mate-from-hell by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
Fucking hell, mate
Fucking hell, mate by Slobert July 10, 2016
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