hello mate

Used in every sentence by Australians

"Hello mate, iI just wrestled a mean aligator."

by David Keough February 13, 2005

Hello Mate

Used in Every sentence by Dell Salesmen.

Hello Mate, im doing your quote mate..

by randomw12 January 26, 2010

gypsy loving hello mate

A lighter form of referring to someone as an offensive form of gyspy, due to the comical ending of the phrase. Often used in jest. Although gypsy's are stereotyped in modern society as being 'lowlife', many of them are actually perfectly normal people, thus making this phrase a derogatory term.

'Fuck off Ian, you gypsy loving hello mate!'

by -*Mikey*- December 11, 2008

fucking hell mate

Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.

"Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can't get this dildo in my ass."

by SomeoneYouShouldNotCareAbout July 9, 2016

OH BLOODY HELL MATE

when two male brits fuck each other and blood comes out, one needs to screams this outloud

OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!

by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017

Room-mate-from-hell

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.

Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.

by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005

Fucking hell, mate

A term of extreme shock for someone from Britain.

Fucking hell, mate! I can't believe people think we'd spell the word "arse" as "ass"!!

by Slobert July 10, 2016