Hell fucking no!

interjection. 1. A commonly used phrase showing a negative reply, usually in response to a ridiculous question or request.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna lick my balls?

Guy 2: Hell fucking no!"

Hell fucking no! by FxBMac69 April 21, 2012

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When you're too angry to say no or hell no, the building rage inside you comes out as "HELL FUCKING NO!"

Dad: Son, we're moving away from all of your best friends and hometown. I know we've lived here for 14 years and know everybody, but sorry. We're moving.

Son: OH HELL FUCKING NO!

hell fucking no by MeGusta7 May 23, 2012

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Hell to the fuckin' no

extreme way of saying hell to the no. used when somebody asks a "when hell freezes over" type question

Dude 1: can I test drive your H3 for a sec?

Dude 2: hell to the fuckin' no.

Hell to the fuckin' no by OmegaXMK2 November 9, 2008

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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