hell hold 

The act of putting someone on hold for an aggravatingly and unnecessary long time. This can be used for punishment to people who continually call your place of work. Common amongst tech support.

Tech 1 - Dude who's been on hold for 30 minutes?

Tech 2 (whilst surfing internet for non-work related stuff) That jackass who keeps calling about him not being able to reach his porn site. I've got him on Hell Hold.

Tech 1 - Makes sense.

hell hold by binja April 24, 2008

Hell Hold 

Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.

The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.

The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.

This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.

Example 1

Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?

Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!

Example 2

Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....

Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.

Hell Hold by Larry Berkshire July 1, 2018