Someone who goes on holiday, then proceeds to tweet and post statuses with content that is deliberately intended to make you jealous, and does so effectively.
Hey man, did you see Harry's status last night? it was "the beach is beautiful, it's so hot here and i had loads of wild sex last night, just chilling with a beer in a hammock now"
Jeez, what a complete Holidick, he knows we are stuck in grey old wakefield.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"