HeliDick

The act of spinning your cock around after a shower

Don't make me fly away with this HeliDick

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

Holidick

Someone who goes on holiday, then proceeds to tweet and post statuses with content that is deliberately intended to make you jealous, and does so effectively.

Hey man, did you see Harry's status last night? it was "the beach is beautiful, it's so hot here and i had loads of wild sex last night, just chilling with a beer in a hammock now"

Jeez, what a complete Holidick, he knows we are stuck in grey old wakefield.

by Jah House July 21, 2010