Someone who goes on holiday, then proceeds to tweet and post statuses with content that is deliberately intended to make you jealous, and does so effectively.
Hey man, did you see Harry's status last night? it was "the beach is beautiful, it's so hot here and i had loads of wild sex last night, just chilling with a beer in a hammock now"
Jeez, what a complete Holidick, he knows we are stuck in grey old wakefield.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!