The haunted theatre where only those who are brave and daring can enter and make it out alive without significant trauma only 10 years with a psychotherapist can fix. There are always people coming in and out. Just imagine how many spirits do the same, but the one difference is they never do leave.
Hey Bill Bill Bill, do you have extra pants because I couldn't make it out of the Heights House without peeing myself half to death.
by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021
The most lively spot Upper Manhattan has to offer. The residents themselves don't even know half the people wandering in searching for some company that has been stripped away thanks to the Chinavirus. Hundreds of college kids come and go, but only a select few can break into the inner circle. They accept applications every pandemic, but it's more competitive than NYU Medical School.
Hey Billy, I applied to be a part of the Heights House, but they blindsided me with a difficulty level 1000 Boss Mode question, "name every person who lives full time in the Heights House." How the hell would I know? I've seen at least 69 people in the past 30 minutes searching for free booze.
by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021