Heights House

The haunted theatre where only those who are brave and daring can enter and make it out alive without significant trauma only 10 years with a psychotherapist can fix. There are always people coming in and out. Just imagine how many spirits do the same, but the one difference is they never do leave.

Hey Bill Bill Bill, do you have extra pants because I couldn't make it out of the Heights House without peeing myself half to death.

Heights House by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021

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Heights House

The most lively spot Upper Manhattan has to offer. The residents themselves don't even know half the people wandering in searching for some company that has been stripped away thanks to the Chinavirus. Hundreds of college kids come and go, but only a select few can break into the inner circle. They accept applications every pandemic, but it's more competitive than NYU Medical School.

Hey Billy, I applied to be a part of the Heights House, but they blindsided me with a difficulty level 1000 Boss Mode question, "name every person who lives full time in the Heights House." How the hell would I know? I've seen at least 69 people in the past 30 minutes searching for free booze.

Heights House by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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