Hedge Money

Hedge money; when something is good or in your favour.

This pencil sharpener has made my pencil perfect for drawing. It's hedge money

Or eg, this bicycle pump is hedge money, it's made my tire lovely and firm!

Hedge Money by Lazy Bear August 6, 2011

Hedgemonkey 

Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.

You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey

Hedgemonkey by Kunkyape January 22, 2009