hedge fuck
hedge fuck by Progs January 30, 2021
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Hedge Fuck
An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.
Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.
Hedge Fuck by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021
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hedgefucked
Being hedgefucked happens when someone underestimates people they deem "lesser than"/stupider than themselves, and get royally fucked due to their own hubris, greed, pride, ego, and poor decisions.
Also used as a noun: hedgefuck: the person doing the underestimating and getting hedgefucked.
Comes from the GME saga, where hedge funds underestimated the power of retail investors, and got taken for everything they had because they're greedy pieces of shit that prey on weak publicly traded companies and drive them into bankruptcy for the sake of profit. Basically, retail bends hedge funds over the sink and big-dick-dry-fucks them in the ass.
Read how actually hedgefucked financial institutions are at reddit.com/r/superstonk.
Also used as a noun: hedgefuck: the person doing the underestimating and getting hedgefucked.
Comes from the GME saga, where hedge funds underestimated the power of retail investors, and got taken for everything they had because they're greedy pieces of shit that prey on weak publicly traded companies and drive them into bankruptcy for the sake of profit. Basically, retail bends hedge funds over the sink and big-dick-dry-fucks them in the ass.
Read how actually hedgefucked financial institutions are at reddit.com/r/superstonk.
Kenny G is getting hedgefucked because he's a mayo-hoarding piece of garbage.
"Get in loser, we're going to hedgefuck Shitadel" *mean girls meme*
"Get in loser, we're going to hedgefuck Shitadel" *mean girls meme*
hedgefucked by anon-ape June 14, 2021
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.