Heartland Homie

Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

Heartland Homie

When someone spits on a horses dick and then sucks the horses dick

Dude I gave my horse a heartland homie after looking at pictures of college kids

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024