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heard you cousin

A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands
Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”
heard you cousin by shspsjdbrb July 23, 2023

heard you wouldn't 

when a challenging situation is presented, the phrase is used to provoke a person to attempt the challenge. Also used to taunt or encourage to fail.

Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
person 1: What if i shot a firework at my moms car?

person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't

(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)

I Heard You Using the Microwave 

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

so i heard you liek mudkips

person 1; so i heard you liek mudkips?
person2; hell yeah me liek mudkips.

i heard you weren't sure 

An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.
christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.

So I heard you like cheese. 

So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.