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heard you by Collegeathlete May 20, 2017
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heard you cousin
A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands
Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”
heard you cousin by shspsjdbrb July 23, 2023
heard you wouldn't
when a challenging situation is presented, the phrase is used to provoke a person to attempt the challenge. Also used to taunt or encourage to fail.
Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
person 1: What if i shot a firework at my moms car?
person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't
(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't
(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
heard you wouldn't by Mer-Sal Pals January 3, 2013
I Heard You Using the Microwave
This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.
'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..
'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..
'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
I Heard You Using the Microwave by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
Word of the Day on November 25, 2016
so i heard you liek mudkips
so i heard you liek mudkips by No rice for you sir November 14, 2007
i heard you weren't sure
i heard you weren't sure by CrucifyThis May 2, 2005
So I heard you like cheese.
So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.
People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.
People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!
Person 2: He's insane.
Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: I think you're insane.
Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!
Person 2: He's insane.
Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: I think you're insane.
Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
So I heard you like cheese. by Masterman2000 April 20, 2012
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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