Headless Horsemen

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A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.

Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...

Headless Horsemen by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010

headless horsemen

an uncircumcised penis

He was thinking about getting circumcised as he had heard headless horsemen were unsanitary.

headless horsemen by zemotg December 13, 2007

Headless Horseman

When the driver, preferably girl, gives a blowjob to the passenger. Often confused with road dome. Except this gives off the appearance no one driving the car, like the headless horseman.

Heard he got road dome!!-Jeff
Nah bitch he got dat headless horseman shit, she was driving!!!-Grizzy

Headless Horseman by HGrizzy July 2, 2011

headless-horseman style

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.

Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.

headless-horseman style by wisler April 22, 2009

headless horseman

An uncircumcised penis.

I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.

headless horseman by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007

headless horseman

an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco

Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.

headless horseman by Boner Jones!! March 13, 2011

headless horseman

a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin

person1:why is he talking to them fat chix...
person 2:hes a headless horseman...hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest

headless horseman by Bigeast 34 April 16, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026