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head shed
head shed by Doug Mesner May 7, 2004
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Head shed
Head shed by Sick Zombie July 21, 2026
shed head
One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.
Shed Head
(verb)-- English Origin, found in slang context.
"Shed Head": the action of giving and/or receiving oral sex while inside a maintenance shed at a family recreational facility. Usually involves attractive, college age, blonde females and former 6'5" basketball players.
"Shed Head": the action of giving and/or receiving oral sex while inside a maintenance shed at a family recreational facility. Usually involves attractive, college age, blonde females and former 6'5" basketball players.
While working at a family recreational facility, Timmy jams his penis into Sally's vagina. Sally orgasms. Later that night, Sally and Timmy walk up to a maintenance shed while in the action of closing for the night. With the door shut, Timmy releases his penis and Sally pleasures him through oral sex. Sally has just given Timmy "Shed Head".
Shed Head by Dale Gordan March 26, 2007
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