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head ache 

when your head hurts
i drank to much last night and woke up with a head ache
head ache by AjuntaPall August 2, 2006
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Head Ache 

When you too profusely masturbate to the point of causing injury to the head of your penis.
I choked my chicken so much it gave me a head ache.
Head Ache by HEADACHEFTW August 26, 2013

head ache 

When you hold an erection for so long the tip of your penis begins to hurt or ache.
Man, I was foolin around with that girl for like 2 hours but I never got off so I got a head ache AND blue balls.
head ache by Randy Dick January 12, 2009

Head Ache 

A head ache is a hidden word for masturbating or an excuse for someone not to enter your room when you are masturbating.
P- hey dude can i come in?
K- no

P- why not?
K- i have a head ache so go away
Head Ache by Pedabear November 8, 2009

head ache 

An unfortunate affliciton of the neck and spine for both women and men which is contracted via the rhythmic motion of "giving head", hence causing "head ache"
Oh man, according to Danny Sessions, Chat Dodds couldn't have left that party without severe "head ache". You know....because of all the gobbies.
head ache by rossevan October 18, 2007

head ache 

the feeling you get pissing straight after a wank
Friend: I've got a really bad head ache
Me: Thats sick
head ache by arsmattacks September 26, 2007

head ache relief 

craigslist code for sexual favors usually paid for in "roses"
exmple, busty asian offers head ache relief 80 dollars incall
head ache relief by zargolll November 5, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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