Head Honker

The act of a woman squeezing (Or Honking) the head of your penis.

Jim: "My girlfriend did some wierd shit last night in bed."

Jerry: "What'd she do?"
Jim: "I guess she's a Head Honker."

Head Honker by Cat_Ballz July 28, 2014

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Hooker Head

A ho or whore who thinks she is classy but is too stupid to know the difference.

"Damn. I thought this club was bangin' but there's a bunch of Hooker Heads up in here."

"Kathryn, you're such a hooker head! Don't fuck around!"

Hooker Head by Toniet and Tangelia October 31, 2007

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Head Honker • HankerChief Head Negro • Hooker Head • head • head ass • head fuck • head cheese • head over heels • head job • Head Game

HankerChief Head Negro

Council persons in the 2nd, 3rd, & 7th ward of Flint City council

“Ladel and Quincy are acting like hankerchief head negros”

HankerChief Head Negro by Flint Resident December 20, 2023

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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