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Is short for the phrase "He Would Have".
I made a few posts while Peter was gone. He'd've wanted me to do so.
he'd've by Stephen Jensen July 9, 2007

He'd get it 

he'd get it - A way to refer to a really hot guy, who you think would totally get fucked from every girl who see's him.
Girl1 "ZOMG see that hot guy over there?"
Girl2 "yeah, why?"
Girl1 " He'd get it"
Girl2 "Hell yeah he would!"
He'd get it by HeyRamage August 23, 2009
Contraction of the phrase "He would have"
He'd've been rich if he sold drugs.
he'd've by Yoshikuni Kenta November 21, 2005

He'd Dance

HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE
the person "He'd" is dancing

HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE
He'd Dance by He'd Dance November 10, 2019

HE'D BE ON HE SAID 

WHEN UR FRIEND SAYS HES GETTING ON BUT DOESN'T
FRIEND: ILL BE ON AROUND 8PM. PROCEEDS TO NEVER GET ON THEN TO TEXT HE'D BE ON HE SAID TO THE GROUP CHAT.
HE'D BE ON HE SAID by WACKYJK33 June 21, 2022

He'd slug your jaw 

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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