A Hayes is a slim thicc sister that you always want to hang out with! She has great taste in music and is in love with Grayson Dolan. She loves memes and enjoys playing roblox. She is always loyal to her friends and family, and has a hilarious personality. If you’re ever uncomfortable, look for a Hayes to help you out!
Wow, ur thicc, you must be a Hayes!
by kitten005 March 4, 2019
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Best boyfriend ever!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well you'd be dripping wet!!!!
"Hey isn't that Hayes?" Person 1
"YESSSS!!!! That's my boyfriend" Person 2
"Then go get him tiger ;)"
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That freshman that sells nudes on gay websites, gets obnoxiously drunk, has the facial hair of a WWI solidier, a shitty tattoo, and even shittier sense of entitlement.
Did you see that Hayes over there?

Yeah I heard him before I saw him already - he’s yelling about making 55 bucks this time
by Gorganzola333 May 4, 2019
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A mental state, where one may have a sense of emptiness or unfulfillment even after accomplishing society in all domains; financially, socially, physically.

To hayes, is to want something more without knowing what it is. Or to desire something unknown with the belief it would fill a void in an already 'perfect' life.

A person who may feel hayes would be one who may seem to have everything, but themselves feel quite the opposite.
1. His wife could see the hayes in his eyes; Richie Rich felt empty as he lay awake staring at the roof of his million dollar condo.

2. A rush of hayes filled his mind after becoming the worlds richest man.

3. Not until one is free of hayes does one achieve absolute peace.
by Cecil Paul June 14, 2013
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1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
by Hood-e-ni August 25, 2008
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A family of kindhearted souls, usually characterized by their good nature, charitable ways, and quirky but lovable sense of humor. An endangered species; there's less than one hundred known. Usually Haye family members are very intelligent, or at least just clever.

"Haye"s are usually involved when something has to be done right the first time, charitable work with honest intentions must be done, or when public property that was defaced or vandalized has been repaired anonymously.

Some think that "Haye"s are angels in disguise, but they are just ordinary people with an abundance of kindness and useful, if not sometimes random, skills.

Not related to Hay, or Hayes, or to be confused with either.
The Haye family organized that fundraiser for the local children's hospital last month.
by Liros December 2, 2011
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to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.
"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"
by Raw B March 30, 2006
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