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Hawkaning 

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.
Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.
Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020
yasss a girl that when u meet her you’ll be like omg she’s such a hawah like shes pretty smart hag everyone wants to be her hahah but you’ll never be like hawah bc there’s only one that matters
yara: omg... who’s that girl she’s sooo pretty
ridhi: that’s hawah....
yara: i wanna be her
ridhi: well u cant😐
hawah by jungkookeboy123 August 26, 2019

hawkshit 

Hawkshit refers to something someone did that was particularly manipulative, devious, and deceptive in order to gain something.

It can be as lowly as someone getting credit for something they didn't do or create, to being a complete cash scam.
1) A certain single-hit rap star took Queen and David Bowie's background music from their song "Under Pressure" and put it in his, without giving credit until he was forced to. Total hawkshit.

2) I ordered something online from a hawkshit website and didn't realize it until a bunch more cash than I used to pay for the item mysteriously went missing from my bank account. The item also never arrived...
hawkshit by The Big Scoop May 12, 2011

Hawkamaw 

A hawkamaw is a synonym for chewing tabacco. This is similar to how tater is a synonym for dip.
Hey Billy Sue spit out that hawkamaw so I can get a kiss.
Hawkamaw by Redboawn July 8, 2018

hankahank 

A new term referring to the ever growing portion of the population that is best described as a cross between trailer trash, redneck and wigger.

The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.

*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.
Typical conversation about hankahanks:

Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!

Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.

Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):

Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!
hankahank by LadySparx January 19, 2008
Synonym for "spread eagle".
You have to go hawkage when trying to make a snow angel.
Hawkage by TheWoodlands July 26, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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