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HAVING SEX 

When two people decide to have orgasms by enjoying each others genitals. Yummy times. Rough, sweet, or just sex, there are many ways of having sex. Lots of positions available.
Me and him? No, we are just having sex. He is not my boyfriend.
HAVING SEX by tinksjustagirl April 12, 2008
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Having Sex 

Doing laundry.
Got so much dirty sex around the house... Gonna be having sex this weekend.
Having Sex by donnya June 28, 2021

having sex 

Im having sex with my friend, "aahhh" it's so good.
having sex by Flimsssyyy April 15, 2021

Having Sex 

A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
2 people were having sex

having sex with harry potter 

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.
having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

Having sex with a muffin 

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
Having sex with a muffin by Bob Dog November 3, 2004

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.
She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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