havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

havana omelet by sportster1 July 15, 2006

Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

Havana omelet by TheMocker November 1, 2005

Havana Omelet

To splatter diarrhea all over the inside of the toilet, including the under side of the seat.

After a night of cheap booze and chili dogs, I sure did create a masterpiece of a Havana Omelet in the toilet.

Havana Omelet by Timmy Terd August 21, 2014

havana omelette 

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

havana omelette by camel toe February 21, 2003

Havana Omelette 

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.

I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

Havana Omelette by redring January 23, 2014

Havana omlette 

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.

Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.

Havana omlette by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008

Havana Brown Omelette 

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

Havana Brown Omelette by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021