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havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
by sportster1 July 15, 2006
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Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
by TheMocker November 1, 2005
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Havana Omelet

To splatter diarrhea all over the inside of the toilet, including the under side of the seat.
After a night of cheap booze and chili dogs, I sure did create a masterpiece of a Havana Omelet in the toilet.
by Timmy Terd August 21, 2014
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havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
by camel toe February 21, 2003
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Havana Omelette

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.
I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
by redring January 23, 2014
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Havana omlette

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.
Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.
by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008
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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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