Hatophrenia 

An extremely rare type of illness when a person cannot stop adding hats to an another person or on an avatar using some picture editing software. Usually they flex their hats by, for example, putting them on their profile pictures in discord. No cure was found yet.

Doctor 1: Oh my godness, I am sure this kid is hatophrenic.

Doctor 2: Damn, lock him in our basement with no light or any picture editing software. That's only the way to save him.

Doctor 1: Hatophrenia took too many children this year...

Hatophrenia by Drxve February 6, 2024

hypophrenia 

If you go to any medical-scientific dictionary you will find hypophrenia means "mentally retarded."

However, a lot of dumb 12 year olds on tumblr think it means "a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause ." causing them to write sad little posts and desperate asks on yahoo answers about their hypophrenia and how to get rid of it

Maybe they really do have hypophrenia

hypophrenia by jaeme June 7, 2011

homophrenia 

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.

Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.

homophrenia by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Hypophrenia 

a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause .

## - you seem kind of depressed today , what's wrong ?
$$ - nothing i guess, i'm not even sure to be honest .
## - sounds like hypophrenia .

Hypophrenia by baileystpierre August 10, 2010