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Hatophrenia 

An extremely rare type of illness when a person cannot stop adding hats to an another person or on an avatar using some picture editing software. Usually they flex their hats by, for example, putting them on their profile pictures in discord. No cure was found yet.
Doctor 1: Oh my godness, I am sure this kid is hatophrenic.

Doctor 2: Damn, lock him in our basement with no light or any picture editing software. That's only the way to save him.

Doctor 1: Hatophrenia took too many children this year...
Hatophrenia by Drxve February 6, 2024
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hypophrenia 

If you go to any medical-scientific dictionary you will find hypophrenia means "mentally retarded."

However, a lot of dumb 12 year olds on tumblr think it means "a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause ." causing them to write sad little posts and desperate asks on yahoo answers about their hypophrenia and how to get rid of it
Maybe they really do have hypophrenia
hypophrenia by jaeme June 7, 2011
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homophrenia 

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.
Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.
homophrenia by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Hypophrenia 

a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause .
## - you seem kind of depressed today , what's wrong ?
$$ - nothing i guess, i'm not even sure to be honest .
## - sounds like hypophrenia .
Hypophrenia by baileystpierre August 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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