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hate my life 

When you really hate your life and feel like u want to kill yourself
1. I hate my life so much bye these are my last words
hate my life by Officially.ash February 8, 2017
Words you can keep

god i fucking hate my life

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

I hate my life 

Person 1: I hate my life
Person 2: Sad
I hate my life by SStereotypical February 8, 2022

i fucking hate my life 

• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego
I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on

I hate my life 

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
I hate my life by 881 January 23, 2006

I Hate My Life 

Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.
*trips in the hallway at school, everyone sees, lies and the floor*
you: I hate my life...

i hate my life 

The opposite of "I love my life".

Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"

Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"

You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
i hate my life by Nick H February 3, 2004
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