hate-bate

Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.

God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.

by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010

Hate bate

When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.

Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

bate and hate

The period of intense self-loathing that occurs after you jerk off to pictures of a girl you wanted to bang but didn't. With or without crying, though generally followed by a bleakness of soul and a strong desire to listen to the cure. Commonly used by its acronym, B&H

Jake: How was your night last night?
Tim: ...
Jake: Not again, man.
Tim: I couldn't help it.
Jake: Man the fuck up.
Tim: Like you never bate and hate?
Jake: I wouldn't tell you if i did.

Tim: Bro, I thought we were friends.
Jake: There's some thing friends don't talk about, Tim. We're men, aren't we? We fuck and punch stuff, we don't B&H. Jesus.
Tim: Whatever, Robert Smith is cool.
Jake: I'm gonna B&H your mom for that, you bastard.

<a fight ensued>

by The Goalkeeper May 20, 2019

hatebate

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

by jagnutz August 8, 2009

Hatebate

When you hate yourself but don't want to do anything to change so you masterbate to make the pain go away but hate yourself more after.

My life's a dumpster fire and I hate myself, better go hatebate.

by Dumpster fire 72 January 3, 2017