hatchet face

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A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

hatchet face by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

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Hatchet face

A person (usually a woman), who is so ugly that it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put (the fire) out with a hatchet.

"Yo Tommy! Did you see the rack on that broad!?!?"
"Fuck that! She had a hatchet face!!"

Hatchet face by Hatchetface101 August 17, 2011

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hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

hatchet-face by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006

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[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

[hatchet-faced] by Kimika October 12, 2008

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HATCHETFACE

Chloe Miller.

HATCHETFACE - Thin white face carved with a hatchet.

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HATCHETFACE by JUlian SexMUFFIN October 20, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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