hatchet face 

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

hatchet face by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

Hatchet face 

A person (usually a woman), who is so ugly that it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put (the fire) out with a hatchet.

"Yo Tommy! Did you see the rack on that broad!?!?"
"Fuck that! She had a hatchet face!!"

Hatchet face by Hatchetface101 August 17, 2011

hatchet-face 

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

hatchet-face by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006

[hatchet-faced] 

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

[hatchet-faced] by Kimika October 12, 2008

HATCHETFACE 

Chloe Miller.

HATCHETFACE - Thin white face carved with a hatchet.

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HATCHETFACE by JUlian SexMUFFIN October 20, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020