hat hair

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

hat hair

Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."

I had to put the condom on so fast I didn't bother moving my pubes out of the way. After I blew it, I had a ratty nest of hat hair that was sore for three days.

by J5Alive April 30, 2008

Australian hat hair

Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.

Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!

by puggy343 May 24, 2006

ass hat hair

like hat hair, but worse.

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"

by fullofpith October 20, 2007

HAIR HAT

A bad looking mens hairpiece

Check out that guy's hair hat! The color isn't even the same as his own hair sticking out underneath!

by jshep January 4, 2009

hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021

Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.

I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man

by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011