Hastings, NE 

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.

Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!

Hastings, NE by theKoolAid May 4, 2011

Hastings, Nebraska 

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

Hastings, Nebraska by residentofhastings July 7, 2010