Hassanment

It is when you or someone else is sexually harrased by a guy named Hassan.

You: Hey, did you hear the news?
Me: What is it :O?
You: I got Hassaned last night, AGAIN...
Me: Oh, Not another case of Hassanment,you should sue!
You: I don't know, he is still my boss..

Hassanment by Youber August 1, 2018

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Hassanen

the name of a guy
he is hot and sexy and charming and soooo amazing!

he's got a huge penis and is the most cleverest yet the laziest!

he will be a complete gentlemen to those he fancies and tease those who don't match his personality.

although clever, he cannot sing and cannot play the piano

but a truly amazing and remarkable guy

Girl 1: OMG there's Hassanen. I'm going to put on bright pink lipstick to attract him

Girl 2: no he likes the more natural down to earth girl. He's so HOT!

Hassanen by lshtm August 29, 2011

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Hassanment • Hassanen • Hassangender • hasslement

hasslement

To give hassel to someone.

The newlywed husband knew that when he got home at 5 am that he was going to receive hasslement from his blushing bride.

hasslement by Old Saggy Balz August 27, 2003

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Hassangender

Where you identify as a man from 09:00 to 17:00 but as a strong independent woman for the night

That bloke is so boring throughout the day but after 5 O’clock she turns into a fierce party animal. They are Hassangendered

Hassangender by Brendon Regers April 22, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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