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Hasbrouck Heights 

Hasbrouck Heights is basically the hilliest place in south bergen county.

Its full of italians and spanish people who have been around the town since Hasbrouck Heights started.
It has a lot of restaurants that are good. The schools are decent considering it's South Bergen County. And Hasbrouck Heights people usually come from NYC like most towns in bergen county and a lot have accents.

Winter's there suck. too many hills
p1-Where are you from?
p2-Hasbrouck Heights
p1-is that near the shore?
p2-no, its in bergen county and i hate the name too.
Hasbrouck Heights by fromdasack January 14, 2009
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Hasbrouck Heights High School 

From any student: a place where drugs are circulated and sold like peanuts at a Mets Game. Anybody can buy them, and because the middle and high school are connected and they middle schoolers and high schoolers constantly cross paths, drugs are even sold to middle schoolers. The teachers are inexperienced and suck, and they have to teach to a class of druggies with there heads on their desks. KIds from other towns are always int he school selling and having "a good time." On the same subject, there are at least two pregnant girls in every junior and senior class. The principle and superintendent just lock themselves in their office and pretend that nothing is happening and throw tax dollars at the situation to try to fix it. Loser school, loser town. Most kids go to other schools like Bergen Tech, Bergen Catholic, Don Bosco, or other high schools, but still follow the same loser parallel journeys that Heights kids follow. A complete shithole!
"Hey dude, i was totally wasted last night"
"Hey, wanna drink some beers in the locker room?"
"P1 "Hey, wanna go to the Hasbrouck Heights Heights High School football game and smoke some pot?"
P2 "No, I hear Tony has some good blunts and we can smoke them behind his house by Hasbrouck Heights High School"

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026