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Hasbrouck Heights 

Hasbrouck Heights is basically the hilliest place in south bergen county.

Its full of italians and spanish people who have been around the town since Hasbrouck Heights started.
It has a lot of restaurants that are good. The schools are decent considering it's South Bergen County. And Hasbrouck Heights people usually come from NYC like most towns in bergen county and a lot have accents.

Winter's there suck. too many hills
p1-Where are you from?
p2-Hasbrouck Heights
p1-is that near the shore?
p2-no, its in bergen county and i hate the name too.
Hasbrouck Heights by fromdasack January 14, 2009
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Hasbrouck Heights High School 

From any student: a place where drugs are circulated and sold like peanuts at a Mets Game. Anybody can buy them, and because the middle and high school are connected and they middle schoolers and high schoolers constantly cross paths, drugs are even sold to middle schoolers. The teachers are inexperienced and suck, and they have to teach to a class of druggies with there heads on their desks. KIds from other towns are always int he school selling and having "a good time." On the same subject, there are at least two pregnant girls in every junior and senior class. The principle and superintendent just lock themselves in their office and pretend that nothing is happening and throw tax dollars at the situation to try to fix it. Loser school, loser town. Most kids go to other schools like Bergen Tech, Bergen Catholic, Don Bosco, or other high schools, but still follow the same loser parallel journeys that Heights kids follow. A complete shithole!
"Hey dude, i was totally wasted last night"
"Hey, wanna drink some beers in the locker room?"
"P1 "Hey, wanna go to the Hasbrouck Heights Heights High School football game and smoke some pot?"
P2 "No, I hear Tony has some good blunts and we can smoke them behind his house by Hasbrouck Heights High School"
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026