1) Even if you don't go here, you can be just as successful. A degree is a degree.
2) A prestigious and expensive school with a stereotype of being the best school in the USA, but it has a big rape problem. They had 128 cases of it in the last few years and here's another fact: The administration don't care
2) A prestigious and expensive school with a stereotype of being the best school in the USA, but it has a big rape problem. They had 128 cases of it in the last few years and here's another fact: The administration don't care
Person#1: I got accepted to Harvard.
Person#2: Dont waste your money. You really don't need to go there.
Person#2: Dont waste your money. You really don't need to go there.
by 3.1415926535897932384 October 10, 2016
Nick: Hey, Ed.
Ed: Yeah?
Nick: Did you get your letter back from Harvard yet?
Ed: Nope. I'll bet I didn't get in.
Nick: Why not?
Ed: 'Cause my college letter sucked and my SAT scores and GPA could've been a little higher
Ed: Yeah?
Nick: Did you get your letter back from Harvard yet?
Ed: Nope. I'll bet I didn't get in.
Nick: Why not?
Ed: 'Cause my college letter sucked and my SAT scores and GPA could've been a little higher
by un-named August 12, 2006
Rural town in Massachusetts that has lots of drug problems and has houses that cost way too much. Has a really good soccer team and really good public education. Rivalry with Littleton kids who think they are better, but allied with Ayer-Shirley. Also called “the Vard”. Was on the news because they had school on Christmas Eve and because they had swastikas spray painted on their rock that is next to the school.
by soc26 June 23, 2018
by C March 16, 2005
University for the brilliant and beautiful. Old school sexy. See Weezer, Natalie Portman, and the shiznit.
I could teach you but I have to charge
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard
by Mira Sorvino March 26, 2006
by Mathura August 20, 2004
Yales' ridiculously overconfident douche of a cousin. School where you can work unbelieveably hard to get accepted, actually get accepted, then realize during the first semester you should've gone to Yale. Quite frankly, even Brown (shudder) would've been a better choice. In recent years people have realized hiring people simply because they went to Harvard is useless, as normally they have to pay to bring in a Yalie to do the job afterwards. Then they have to bring the Brown man (who is now a plumber) to show the Harvard man how to take a shit. In short, a school that (despite constantly being on top of superficial lists written by people who either went to or fear Harvard) is inferior both academically and athletically to Yale. Go BULLDOGS.
Tom: Sarah graduated from Yale last weekend.
Steve: Oh really, thats great!
Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in.
A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".
Steve: Oh really, thats great!
Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in.
A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".
by Cass October 30, 2006