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Harris Crystal Palace 

Thia place is not the place to send your students. The boys chat to girls 4 yrs younger than them and the girls have been giving bops from the first day they get into the schl . The girls are meady but there a few lengs ones if you look hard enough. The boys all look like they have some sort of problems. everyone chats shit about all their friends and the 6th formers are fucking neeks . yr 10s, 9 and 11s vape like there getting paid for it and yr 8s chat to yr 11s. all the yr 11s are WH0RES and need to repent for their fucking sins . the schools calm but teachers move like its some prison. all jokes aside its a decent school and the liveness is there
Person 1: did you hear about that yr11 girl who had a threesome in the park?
Person 2: shes probably from harris crystal palace.
Harris Crystal Palace by kb.sav October 17, 2022

Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8s

Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
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