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harley guy 

The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.

"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl
harley guy by JSFBCo July 24, 2016
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Guy Harvey 

Its when you are laying in bed and getting head from the girl. (you dont give her the tap out before you blow your load in her mouth) Then just before you are about to blow your load, you take your finger and fish hook her in the ass. This makes the girl start to squirm around like a fish on a hook and then you unleash your load into her mouth.
Jon: "Mary squirmed like a little bitch fish after I gave her the guy harvey"
Guy Harvey by bravesfan5520 April 29, 2009

guy harvey 

g-hi har-vee
noun

1. Used to describe a generic type of man.

2. A brand of clothing associated with the fishing industry.

3. Also can be used as an insult in which one is referred to as being dim-witted.
Ruben is such a guy harvey.

He's wearing a blue Guy Harvey shirt.

Whatever, guy harvey. You're so dumb.
guy harvey by just jill August 3, 2005

harleyguindon

Someone that prefers the companionship of a child.
A goof (Canadian slang)
Weirdo that spectates playgrounds.
Don't be a Harleyguindon! Leave them kids alone bro!
harleyguindon by Harley Goofidon September 21, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026