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silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
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Derogatory term for an Indian owned/operated gas station.
"Let's head down to the habieve"
habieve by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 18, 2021
The most awesome, kind, beautiful girl, with beautiful eyes and putting smile on her face all the time. She makes people happy. You are a lucky person if you have a hanieh in your life.
Try ro be hanieh !
Hanieh by Holawat January 23, 2018
Beautiful,Special,Girl of dreams,she is hot and sexy, Very good guy,she’s so lovely,
Omg your name is hanie.i love to be hanie,she so lovely
Hanie by S,Naomy August 16, 2018
Cute, smiles alot. She's the one that can pull you in and then pushes you out at the same time. nevertheless, her personality makes you think otherwise about her. Hanie is someone who always puts others before her, without others realising it. She stores all her emotions in a jar and lets it overflows. Stubborn as well, would never give up. She has leadership qualities and a helping nature that makes others look up to her. She may be mean to the ones she loves, but its really because she doesnt want you to know what she's like inside...
"Wow, you're so bright! Just like a Hanie!"
hanie by woojin park July 19, 2019

Curly haired Girls 

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!
Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!